Corrupt a Wish

[Griffin]

One person makes a wish. The next person grants it, but in a way that the wish-maker regrets having wished it at all. The second person then makes their own wish, and so on and so forth.

Example:
Person A: I wish I had a lolipop.
Person B: Granted! It's lodged in your brain. I wish I could sleep more.

Let's start!

I wish I had some chicken.

[Victoria]

Sure! I'll ask the cat if you can have it back. Might come out a little gooey, though.

I wish my hair was prettier.

[Benjamin Benson]

Granted, unfortunately it only lasts for a day before it all falls out, leaving you bald for the rest of your life.


I wish I could win the lottery so I could quit my job.

[Enya Ayre]

No problem, but the winning numbers were also chosen by someone else who got there before you, so you've just been arrested for faking a lottery ticket (: Muahahaha.

I wish the guy I like wasn't going out with another girl.


(Yes, this is actually true. *Blushes*)

[Naia]

Granted, you even get married but he still cheats

I wish I was a genius so I don't have to go to school no more

[Enya Ayre]

*Gasp !* D=


And sure, but your brain has so much knowledge in it, it explodes.



I wish I could time travel :D

[Rawdon Bray]

Granted, but you get stuck in medieval times, are called a witch and are burned at the stake. Whuhahaha.

I wish I lived in Spain.

[Victoria]

Granted! But you'll soon die of lung cancer, because you can't go anywhere in Spain without inhaling truckloads of second hand smoke.

I wish that Disneyland wouldn't put up the NBC façade on the Haunted Mansion until at least mid-November.